Big Pappa’s Top 10 Road Trip Rules for Guys

Here is a little tid-bit to enhance your Friday fun. Ever been on a road trip with the guys and someone completely throws a wrench into the works? Well, here is a simple list that everyone can follow and can make a road trip more enjoyable for all.

1. Wrappers and other trash ALWAYS goes on the passenger side
2. A Pre-flatulent window cracking is not only courteous, IT’S REQUIRED
3. Urination stops will only be executed in 2 hour increments.
4. If you call “SHOTGUN”, you better know your responsibilities. (see duties listed on website)
5. Falling asleep during the road trip ensures hazing activities
6. If you decide to “moon”, make sure the window is rolled down. This will eliminate accidental stains on said window.
7. Driver has ultimate control over ALL audio selection and volume levels. Driver can Veto any music at any time.
8. PACK LIGHT. You’re not a girl. If you pack more than a medium sized bag, you may be left behind.
9. NAGGING will never take place. If we wanted to be nagged we could’ve stayed at home.
10. Incoming OR outgoing calls from girlfriends or wives is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated

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