"What I Found In My Email" Mondays. Vol.1 - Issue 6

Welcome to the most recent edition of "What I found in my email Mondays." I didn't know if this was a little to off color to post or not but for some reason I found this funny. Texans, they're just a little different aren't they?

A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas A&M Engineer are all working together one day when they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,” says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state."

POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cuts him off a piece of Jerky, smiles and says, "Fill it with water!


Have a great short week YALL!