What Chu Talkin' About Willis?
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posted by Big Pappa @ 10:09 AM
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Where do babies come from?
Can you explain to me how people have enough time to figure the following stuff out?
http://members.aol.com/SciRealm/Kryptos.html
@ Gorilla - They come from the union of a man and woman. Sometimes they are wanted and other times they are Hillary Clinton.
@Savage - It's a simple matter of priorities. I could have figured that stuff out if I would have wanted to.
Why is it that every single time you have a finger stuck up your nose, or are scratching away at your personal private parts a satellite has got you on close-up and you end up on the bulletin board of geek central with a bunch of geeky captions under you?
@karen - That's because there is a guy that is specially trained to seek out those types of situations and exploit them. He is secretly paid by a covert governmental agency. And oddly enough there is a 75% burnout rate among those who choose this profession. I knew a guy named "Ted" that used to be some kind of an assistant manager that was in charge of 7 of these Exploitation Officers.
How much cheese can a goat produce?
@thewoodsman - Well it all depends on several factors. The age of the goat, the genetics, the breed, the fertility cycle, but if you average everything out and you normalize for breed, you can expect to get about 4.73 pounds per goat per year. This is of course if you are talking about domestic goats. Wild goats are a completely different story, you get much less from them when you factor in the less nutrient rich diet.
Great stuff again dear.
Why are mags on cars called mags?
What's the story behind blue being the assigned color for baby boys, and pink for baby girls?
What is the 'universal language' in your opinion, sex or mathematics?
@woobie - Ok, you are only allowed one question for the almighty but in your case I will make an exception. (pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)
Mags - pre-aluminum - post steel wheels. They were initially made out of a Magnesium alloy allowing for a lighter weight wheel = Mags for short.
Blue for boys came as an alternate color to pink, primarily because both start with "B". Pink for girls was a genetic disposition toward the femininity to the color.
Given the choice of the 2 options that you have presented, the universal language has to be math. It is not swayed by preference or emotion.
Is that the best you guys have?
:)
woot! he does KNOW everything!
:D
I told you I did.
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