"What I Found In My Email" Mondays. Vol.2 - Issue 6
Ever since I started this section section on the blog, I have had a massive influx of funny/interesting things come across my desk. More than I normally get anyway. That brings us to the task at hand. The reporting of "what I found in my email" on Monday.
This week I have a couple of things, one is a joke about Dear Abby and the other has the pretty pictures that you all like. You know you do.
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Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone
knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job eight years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and B.S. with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless
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Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman - you don't need him anymore!
You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the
United States. Act like one.
This next exhibit is a is a set of pictures that I got from an OSHA compliance person that I know. Evidently this is why we can get things done cheaper in China. They don't need the frivolous things like expensive safety equipment. After all, WE did it for years during the early 1900's without having the meddling government dictate what is safe and what is not safe :)
The Chinese construction hardhat.
The Chinese dust and particle free breathing apparatus.
The OSHA approved scaffolding (3Menandaplank Brand)
The Chinese lightweight welders mask.
With all the censorship and human rights issues going on over in China, this make me even more thankful that I live in the country that I do. Speaking of a great country, Brian G. Dennard, the man himself graced us with his presence and commented on the Berkley post. Go check it out.
Have a great week everyone!
 












 









3 Comments:
All those safety innovations is why the death toll during the construction for the upcoming Olympics is so low Olympics: Beijing admits to six deaths in venue construction
That's being cheap and creative. Save a lot of construction cos.
I love the Dear Abby joke!
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